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| Feast Days |
| October |
| Oct. 1 | ++ Conduit++ |
The Faithful will note that
binary is useful
for something, even if it is only floor art. Amen. |
| Oct. 6 | Feast
of |
The Faithful are reminded
that, at all times, lightning and cows just don't mix. Ever. |
| Oct.
7 |
Feast of Sleepless | A Reading from the Book of Mixed Blessings And lo, the man Mulder and the Helpmeet had been separated, making him bitchy, and her, seriously chunky. And the PowersThatBe sent the man Mulder a new partner, who looked all right, sure, kind of cute even, once you forgot he was the same guy who almost had sex with that he-she in Gender Bender, but, who, on reflection and with time, would turn out to be a rat-bastard of the highest order. And it was not good at all. Amen |
| Oct. 8 | Feast of ++The Jersey Devil++ | A Reading from the Book of
On-going Innuendo, Sexual or Otherwise "Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman." Amen. |
| Oct. 11 | ++Home++ | A Reading
from the Book of the Obvious And when asked by the Helpmeet, there on the bench, in Home, Pennsylvania, which bears a striking resemblance to spots in British Columbia, the man Mulder did inform her, ". . .aside from the need for corrective lenses and a tendency to be abducted by extraterrestrials involved in an international governmental conspiracy, the Mulder family *passes* genetic muster. " As if there were any doubt. |
| Oct. 13 | Happy Muldermas!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| CC's birthday | ||
| Feast of ++Clyde Bruckman++ and his final repose | A Reading From
the Book of Things to Keep in Mind And on that day the Faithful learned that autoerotic asphyxiation is a truly undignified way to die, that the man Mulder, for his part, was woefully under-insured, and that, cute and cuddly as they may appear, Pomeranians can get very ticked off when not fed regularly. Amen. |
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| Oct.
14 to Oct. 21 |
The Holy Week
of ++Duane Berry++ and ++Ascension++ |
The Holy Grail
of 'Ship (if you ask me, which you didn't, but let's say you did. . .) The Faithful are asked to go to the VCR, put the tape in, watch prayerfully, suffer along with Mulder and the Helpmeet, hum along with Red Right Hand, and meditate on just how good the man Mulder looks through it all. |
| Oct. 18 | ++Teliko++ | A Reading From the Book of
the Inevitable And on this day, the Faithful learned that they can't all be great. Amen |
| Oct. 20 | ++The List++ | A Reading
from the Book of On-going Innuendo, Sexual or Otherwise THE MAN MULDER: Imagine if you
could come back And the Faithful were left to
ponder why, |
| Oct .22 | Shadows | A Reading From the Book of
Strange Coincidences And there was great concern in that time, for the Faithful were led to wonder if the Helpmeet would EVER be in the room when the really cool stuff, like letter openers flying through the air or thugs being dispatched by spectral assassins, happened, and if so, when, and if not, how did that bode for eventual RST? Amen |
| Oct. 27 | Unruhe | A Reading From the Book Of
Vince And again, the Helpmeet was put into danger, and again, the man Mulder did go to extraordinary lengths to find her, even though the premise was a little shaky, and the whole ice-pick lobotomy thing was just gross, and more was unsaid than said, and we all knew it was Polaroid film, anyway. And yet, the Faithful watched and waited, sure of their eventual reward, because it was Vince, after all. But when the time came, there was no hug, barely even a *Thanks for getting me away from this week's psycho, Mulder* and the Faithful were left perplexed and concerned, but remembered that CC loves them, and St. Vince would not let them down, in the long run, and in the end, lo, there was Paper Hearts, Small Potatoes, Bad Blood, and Folie a Deux, so the Faithful mostly let it go, loath as they were to let such a Ship-sensitive moment pass. And verily, those of the Faithful who weren't already a little nervous about dentistry in general became so. With a vengeance. Amen. |
| Oct. 29 | Ghost in the Machine | The Faithful are reminded
that, when nothing else makes sense, the computer did it. |