Feast Days |
September |
Sept. 10 | Feast of ++The
Pilot++ |
A Reading
from the Book of Files In the beginning, there was +The Pilot+ featuring Mulder in his Glasses, Scully in her Unmentionables, (skimpy, yet practical) a black out, a motel room, a candle-lit conversation by the bed, enough UST to choke a horse, and some paranormal stuff, too. And a dedicated few saw that it was good, and told their friends, and planned to come back for more. . . |
Sept.16 | Feast
of |
"I may not have the
X-Files, Scully, but I still have my work. And Ive still got you. And I still have myself." Amen. |
Sept. 17 | Feast of ++ Deep Throat++ | A Reading from the Book of
Expendables And the Lord/Creator/Executive Producer looked down on His creation, and saw that it was pretty good, all things considered, but was lacking in Edge. And he said unto Himself (because, at that level of power, who else are you going to talk to?) "I have made the man Mulder a helpmeet, of sorts, skeptical little dickens that she is, and now he's emotionally invested, but I don't wanna kill her off, because she's tested well with the audience, and she's kinda cute, and they have that *chemistry* thing happening all over the screen, even if I pretend they don't. So, to whom shall Mulder turn when he needs info, and I need intrigue, not forgetting how traumatized my generation was by the whole Watergate mess?" Thus, in need and irony, was Deep Throat created. |
Sept. 22 | +++The Blessing Way+++ | He is risen. (setting a dangerous precedent, but anyway. . . ) |
Sept. 23 | ++The Host++ | And on this day
The Faithful were put off Port-a-Potties forever. Amen. |
Sept. 24 | ++Squeeze++ | A Reading
from the Book of Deep Thoughts And on that case, Colton was being a smarmy, greasy-haired jerk, and the Helpmeet was puzzled, and Mulder was both territorial and annoyed, giving us our first real blast of UST, (and it was soooo good!!!) And he toyed with the Helpmeet's necklace and spoke unto her, saying words both true and wise: "Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation." Amen. |
Sept. 29 | ++Paper Clip++ | Lots of files. Lots and lots
of files. Amen |
Sept. 30 | ++Blood++ | On this day, the Faithful are
asked to avoid both low-flying crop dusters and any electronic gizmo likely to grow a mind of its own (computers, naturally, excepted) and to refrain from saying "bye bye" if at all possible. |