FTF REDUX-io ad absurdum
Or
Why I still haven't been asked to write the script for the second XF movie. . .

From the Book Jacket

THE FILES

TM

IN OFFICES, SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS, AND THE HALLS OF POWER AROUND THE COUNTRY (BECAUSE ALIEN FORCES OF EVIL ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN TAKING OVER THE UNITED STATES, NATURALLY) THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE AWAITS. . .

AFTER FORTY YEARS AND A BIG MIX UP INVOLVING ALIENS, OILIENS, BEES, THE HANTA VIRUS, OLD THREE DOG NIGHT SONGS, MULDER LOOKING FINE, FINE, FINE, AND SCULLY IN REALLY GREAT CLOTHES, MEMBERS OF THE GLOBAL CONSPIRACY KNOWN ONLY AS *THAT OTHER PROJECT* ARE FINALLY NEARING THE COMPLETION OF THEIR HASTILY COBBLED TOGETHER BACK-UP PLAN.

ONLY FBI SPECIAL AGENTS FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY HAVE A GLIMPSE OF WHAT LIES AHEAD FOR HUMANITY: AN ALIEN INVASION FUELED BY THE MOST INSIDIOUS SENTIENCE-INDUCING BACTERIUM EVER KNOWN IN HUMAN HISTORY, OR SINCE TIME BEGAN, WHICH EVER READS BETTER.

AS DESKS, CHAIRS, CREDENZAS, HIGH-BOYS, LOW-BOY, SOFAS, COFFEE TABLES, OCCASIONAL CHAIRS, HEADBOARDS, BOOK SHELVES, AND ARMOIRES ARE IMPLICATED IN DIRE, DISTURBING, DEVASTATING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, ONLY MULDER AND SCULLY KNOW THAT THE TRUTH
(TM) ISN'T OUT THERE ANYMORE --

IT'S RIGHT UNDER THEIR BUTTS.


XFILES II : FIGHT THE FURNITURE


TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX IN NO WAY PRESENTS THIS FILM WHICH IS NOT A TEN THIRTEEN PRODUCTION DAVID DUCHOVNY GILLIAN ANDERSON AND OTHER WONDERFUL ACTORS ARE NOT INVOLVED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM.
LIGHTEN UP ALREADY YOU GUYS - IT'S A JOKE.

ISBN 1013-1121-42
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  Published by
MaybeAmanda
...and maybe not
US $5.99
CAN $37.50

 

 

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