Silly Season Caption Challenge Winners, 1998 Caption Challenge #1 Caption Challenge #2 "Chris Carter's Last Ditch Effort At Preventing That Blasted Screen Kiss" "Eddie, I know it gets you a better class of date in here, but you've really got to stop impersonating Agent Mulder!" Submitted by ERIN CARTER! Submitted by H BRADLEY!     Caption Challenge #3 Caption Challenge #4 "Scully, is this a bad time to tell you I stuck those sideburns on with crazy glue?" And this model comes with doubt, a slow-to-melt, icy exterior, ever-changing shades of red hair, and tiny, little feet. Who will start the bidding at $9.95... Do I hear $9.95? Submitted by Alexa B! Submitted by Rhonda C!     Caption Challenge #5   Thanks to all our entrants!! "Scully, does this tie make me look fat?"   Submitted by Alicia H!

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