"So..." Scully said as they sat in
the front seat of the rental car, drinking
bottled water. "You and Mr. Kopeck have a
nice talk?" Mulder glanced at her
uneasily. "Nice enough."
"I suppose you talked about Goatboy's
Revenge."
"Gothar's Revenge," he corrected.
"And as a matter of fact, we didn't. You
want to get a late lunch?"
"We have to swing by the sheriff's office
first so I can drop off my notes," she
replied. "And I want to look over the
physical evidence. Shouldn't take long,
though."
Mulder nodded. He hoped it wouldn't take long.
He was hungry. "What did the preliminary
examination show?" he said, starting the
engine.
"Massive blood loss. Head trauma.
Assorted edema, contusions, abrasions. Cuts,
scratches. Something did a number on Eric
Noonan."
Mulder's eyebrows arched as he steered the car
out of the gym parking lot. "Some*thing*,
Agent Scully?"
"We found what I'm pretty sure is fur,
and there were claw marks, bite marks..."
"Bite marks? Like Mrs. Chernoff and Mrs.
Stiller?"
"Similar." Scully laced her fingers
behind her neck and stretched, arching her spine.
Her neck cracked. "But bigger. Something
decidedly vicious."
Mulder nodded. "How much bigger?"
"Hard to say."
Mulder grinned. "Guess."
"I don't know." She sighed wearily.
"Mulder, you've got a theory. I know you've
got a theory; you know you've got a theory. So,
what's your theory?"
Mulder bit the inside of his cheek, and kept
his eyes on the road. They'd finally reached his
least favorite part of any case: the part where
he told her exactly what he thought, and she told
him he was crazy. "You know my theory."
She slumped in her seat as if the wind had
been knocked out of her. "What? An evil
spirit? A demon?"
Mulder nodded.
"I don't believe this..." Scully
muttered under her breath. "Mulder, why are
you doing this?"
"Doing what?"
"This. Why are you trying to make
something out of nothing?"
"Nothing?" Mulder echoed.
"Scully, there have been three suspicious
deaths in a week, all of them revolving, to some
extent, around Lawrence Kopeck. That isn't
nothing."
"Agreed," she replied. "But all
the evidence suggests he's not responsible for
any of them."
"Not directly responsible, no."
"And not indirectly, either," she
shot back. She paused, took a deep breath, then
exhaled loudly. "Mulder, why do you so
desperately need for this case to be an
X-File?"
He turned to her, his jaw set. "And why,
Scully do you so desperately need for it NOT to
be?"
****
"Why are there, like, cop cars and stuff
all over, Mr. K?" Kandee asked with a frown.
"There was...there's been an
accident."
"Again?" Kandee pursed her
cherry-red lips. "This is what happens when
they let old people use the StairMasters. Someone
is always, like, having a heart attack or
breaking a hip." Just as she spoke, the
somber-suited men from Highsmith's Mortuary
pushed Eric's body through the health club doors.
"Ohmigod!" Brittany gasped.
"Someone is...like, dead?"
Kandee frowned and planted a fist on her
shapely left hip. "You know, Mr. K, when we
like, lived in LA, my 'rents were all, 'in my day
no one brought submachine guns to school, there's
too much violence here, let's move back east, no
gangs in Vermont, it's safer blah blah blah.' But
like, lately," she shook her head, "I
would have to say, in total seriousness, nuh
uh."
Mr. Kopeck opened his mouth to reply, but
Belinda spared him. "Girls," she called
in an undertone, appearing again in the hallway
intersection, her tone hushed out of respect for
Eric Noonan's recent demise. She beckoned to the
teenagers.
"Shouldn't the dead guy mean practice is
cancelled?" Brittany asked in a wheedling
tone, as she and Kandee trailed after Belinda.
Mr. Kopeck sat back down on the bench. With a
sigh he leaned his head on his hand. He wondered
how he was supposed to find the demon now -- or
if the demon was going to find him.
****
Scully was silent a long time. Mulder wondered
if the conversation was at an end, or if it were
merely sliding into suspended animation. Nothing
about this trip was turning out the way he'd
expected, not one damned thing. He was starting
to wonder if he should just stop pretending to
plan anything in his life. He was getting too old
to keep swimming against the current.
"I don't care if it's an X-File or not,
Mulder," Scully said, finally rousing him
from his meditation. "I really don't. I have
always given -- tried to give -- one-hundred
percent to all our cases, either way. I just wish
-- I deserved some advanced notice on this
one."
Mulder's brows knit in confusion.
"Advanced notice of what?"
"I was under the impression that we were
here for some token investigation and then to
spend as much time as we could ruining Mrs.
Alden's sheets," she explained in an even,
steady tone. "Instead we're knee-deep in
Goatherd's Revenge and you're spouting
demonology, of all things. If you knew about the
X-File right from the start, however ridiculous
an X-File, you should have told me. I'm still
your partner; I deserve that much."
Mulder was momentarily overwhelmed, uncertain
which part of her tirade to respond to first. He
went with the easiest. "What -- what makes
you think I knew about the X-File right from the
start?"
"What am I supposed to think, Mulder?
That Kopeck and Kopeck's father and Vampire
Vixens on Fire, all of that is just
coincidence?"
He thought a moment and scratched his cheek.
Scully was so brilliant and insightful and
distractingly gorgeous that sometimes he forgot
she didn't see the world quite the way he did.
He'd long assumed it was simply because she
refused to, but maybe...
"I didn't say it was just a coincidence,
Scully," he said in what he hoped was a
conciliatory tone.
She folded her arms across her chest. "So
you did know, and you just didn't bother to share
with the rest of the class, is that it?"
He shook his head and smiled, almost
apologetically. "No, I honestly had no idea
Kopeck's father had ever lived here. I would have
been willing to buy that Mrs. Chernoff's death
was simply an unfortunate accident, at least at
first. But as more and more evidence accumulated,
that seemed less and less the case, and I started
looking for another explanation."
"The least likely explanation, you
mean."
"The most likely explanation,"
Mulder countered. He hesitated a moment.
"Come on, Scully. Almost seven years. You
must have noticed by now: I'm a Weird
Magnet."
Her eyebrows rose and she blinked rapidly at
him. "I'll try not to take that
personally."
"I mean it," he replied seriously.
"Look at my history. Human/Flukeworm
hybrids. Tooms. Vinyl-siding salesbugs.
Mind-controlling fungi. Government-alien
conspiracies. Nymphomaniacal vampires..."
"Excuse me?"
"Who else does this stuff happen
to?" He shook his head in disbelief.
"Face it; I'm Ground Zero for the
strange."
Scully looked shocked, then disbelieving, then
simply puzzled. Maybe even with that fine
analytical mind of hers, Mulder thought, she
really hadn't considered it before.
Finally, she frowned. "That's nonsense. I
was there for all that, too."
"Yes, you were." He cleared his
throat, feeling suddenly tired and alone.
"Most of it. But profoundly strange things
have happened to me my whole life. I don't think
you can honestly say the same about yours, can
you? For you, it's only been the last few years.
In my case, though, weird stuff was happening to
me before you came into my life and, um..."
He cleared his throat again.
"And?"
He swallowed. "And it will still be
happening to me after you're, um, gone."
"After I'm gone?" she echoed, her
face clouded with concern. "After I'm gone
where? Where am I going?"
Mulder pulled the car smoothly up to the curb
and put it in park. "Right now, inside the
sheriff's office," he replied, his mouth
twisting. "We're here."
****
Yellow police tape was stretched across the
men's locker room door. Kandee flicked it with
her finger once and then twice, then again,
frowning. Do Not Cross -- thwap. Do Not Cross --
thwap. Do Not Cross -- thwap. Craftsdorky Common
seemed to be full of lines you couldn't cross,
but this was the only one they'd bothered to mark
so clearly.
Things were easier in LA, the rules of the
popularity game simpler. All you had to do was
dress hot, look hot, BE hot, and you were in. The
latest look, the perfect shades, the right car, a
nose that looked like, sure, you could have been
born with it: those were the only things that
mattered. No one cared what you did or thought or
believed. People judged by what you looked like,
not what you were.
Here, it seemed, the only routes to popularity
involved sweating or thinking, neither of which
had ever been high on her To Do list. Everyone in
Mayberry was all about athletics and good grades
and -- she shuddered involuntarily -- school
spirit. Like anyone really cared about that crap.
They were all such fakes.
She dropped her pompoms, looked down at her
uniform. So yes, she looked terrific in it, but
still, it was so phony. She'd taken up
cheerleading as a compromise, because it wasn't
really a sport and no heavy thinking was
involved. If any of her friends, her real
friends, could see her now...
She thwapped the tape again, wondering where
Brittany was. The cops had locked up the women's
locker room, like they were worried the dead guy
would decide to get up and take a shower in
there, or something. Brittany had bounced off to
find Ms. Patteson and the key ages ago.
Kandee shook her head. Brittany, with her
week-last-Thursday clothes and her Haircuts R Us
'do and her Keds and captain of the football team
boyfriend. Miss Aren't-I-Nice? Miss Congeniality.
No one was that nice. Brittany had to be the
biggest fake of them all.
"Found her," Brittany's voice echoed
along the empty corridor, interrupting her
reverie.
"'Bout time," Kandee replied.
"She give you the key?"
"She can't." Brittany shook her
head. "Insurance or something." She
slid down the wall and sat on the floor next to
Kandee's discarded pompoms. "She's still
talking to the police, but she promised she'd be
here in a minute." She dropped her pompoms
and leaned in close. "You know what I
overheard?"
"What?" Kandee asked with as much
fake interest as she could muster, afraid it
would be something about the debating team or
somebody's SATs.
Brittany's eyes widened and her voice became
low and confiding. "One of the cops was
talking to another one. The guy who died didn't
just have a heart attack, like we thought."
"No?" Kandee joined her on the
floor.
Brittany shook her head. "He thinks the
dead guy was attacked by some sort of large
animal."
"An animal?" Kandee blinked.
"In the gym?" Another reason to hate
Vermont.
"Yeah." Brittany nodded
enthusiastically. "Something big. I looked
over one cop's shoulder and he was holding a
picture, you know, a Polaroid? Blood everywhere,
even on the ceiling."
"That is so gross." Kandee curled
her lip. "How would an animal get in the
gym?"
"I don't know." Brittany shrugged.
"They don't seem to either. And you know who
found the body?"
Kandee shook her head.
"Kopeck."
"Oh, that must have been good."
Kandee rolled her eyes. "I can hear it now.
He'll be, like, telling us all about it in Latin
or whatever. 'Quigquam wig wag ergo dead guy ibi
sum.' No, thank you."
"I know." Brittany chuckled
appreciatively. "Mr. Excitement. Speaking of
which, you never told me if the two of you
finally, you know..." Brittany winked
suggestively.
Kandee lifted an incredulous eyebrow.
"Excuse me? Me and LarryBoy?" She
snorted. "He should, like, live so
long."
"Well, you know, he's not bad looking,
and..."
"Puh-lease!" Kandee groaned, even
though, in truth, she agreed. While she may have
offered, she had known all along that Mr. Kopeck
would not follow through. Experience had shown
her that in matters such as these, the teacher
was usually either flattered or intimidated into
giving her a passing grade. It had worked before,
and since she had no intention of wasting prime
tanning time in summer school, she was still
hoping it would work this time.
"He isn't that bad. I mean, for an old
guy."
"Yeah, right, he's the next Brad
Pitt." She wished Ms. Patteson would hurry
up. The dead guy would still be dead in a few
hours, but if she didn't get into the shower now,
her hair would be damaged beyond repair.
"He's old enough to be my great grandfather
twice removed."
"I swear you said you liked him. You said
he was hot, at the beginning of the year."
Kandee scowled. "Ew. Ew ew ew!"
"Come on. You don't think he's at least a
little hot?"
Kandee sighed, exasperated. "Like, I'm in
school all day, where I'm failing World History,
along with just about everything else. I'm on
academic probation, which means if I cut a class,
they tell the 'rents and I get shipped off to Our
Lady of the Immaculate Loser Convent School in
Middle-of-Nowhere, Alaska or Arizona or
something. My parents have got me working in that
dorky restaurant to pay off the damage I did to
my mom's Jag, which takes up, like, every weekend
and most of my time after school. Add to that
cheerleading and all the time I have to spend
pretending to study, and I haven't exactly got
any time to waste lusting after the world's
oldest living doof, okay?"
"Okay, okay." Brittany held up her
hands in the universal sign of surrender.
"Geez, touchy much?"
"It's just, like, disgusting."
Kandee gave a theatrical shiver. "Like
having sex with Bill Clinton or Charlie Sheen or
something." She looked impatiently at her
watch. "We've only got two hours before the
football game. If she doesn't open this door
soon, I can't be held, like, responsible."
"I know. My hair is so disgusting."
Brittany raked her fingers through her brown
ponytail. "Oh, that reminds me. Mike's
cousin Phil plays for Burlington."
"And?"
"And Mike asked me to ask you if you'd
double with us after the game."
"Double?"
"As in date. As in, Mike's parents expect
him to" -- she drew some air quotes --
"'entertain' Phil while he's here. And you'd
be perfect."
"I am perfect, but..."
Kandee was interrupted by the sound of
jangling keys and cross-trainers squeaking
against the polished floor. They rose.
"Sorry, girls." Belinda Patteson
pulled down the yellow tape. "Where's the
rest of the squad?"
"Most of them left right after
practice," Brittany replied. "I guess
me and Kandee were the only ones who got our
stuff in the lockers before the police sealed
everything off."
Belinda twisted the key and pushed the heavy
door open for them. "Well, that'll teach you
two to be on time," she said good-naturedly.
The two girls went inside.
"Well, I'm not so sure I want to go out
with some guy who, like, can't get his own
date," Kandee said, reverting to their
earlier topic. She tossed her pompoms on a bench.
"You'll like him. He's cute."
"Yeah, but you think everybody is cute.
Your standards are totally lower than mine."
Brittany laughed. "You are one King
Kamehameha bitch." She reached for the
bottom of her sweater, and pulled it off over her
head. Kandee, too, began to undress.
Just then there was a sound above them, from
atop the lockers. "Ahhhh! Roseas papillas
vestras ostendite!" hissed someone, in the
lewdest, most glottal voice Kandee had ever
heard.
They both looked up -- and froze.
****
End 07/10
Plausible Deniability &
Amanda Wilde (MaybeAmanda)
Address: pdeniability@hotmail.com / maybe_a@rocketmail.com
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