Introduction Chapter One:

Everything I Really Needed to Know About Life I Learned By Ignoring My Big Brother's  Example

Chapter Two

Oregon - Don't Go There

Chapter Three

Abduction: It Isn't Just for Rednecks Anymore
Location, Location, Location


Chapter Four:

Sense and Sensibility: More Abduction Avoidance Techniques, Some of Which Could Work. Really.

Chapter Five:

I Have Seen the Enemy, 
and He Could Use A Make-Over
Knowing What You're Up Against
(But Not Like That)



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