Sustain
or
Concerto for the Famished in D Minor

Authors: onemillionandnine and MaybeAmanda
Rating: NC17/Adult
Dramatis Personae: Sherlock, John, Molly, Sarah, Lestrade, Sally, Mummy, Mycroft, Mrs. Hudson, Mike Stamford, OMCs, OFCs
Pairings: Sherlock/Molly, John/Sarah
Word count: Total ~70,500
Summary: "So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the Hell up."
Warning: Blatant acts of heterosexuality, wanton acts of procreation, gratuitous in-jokes, boxing, deep fried foods (wholesome and less so), swearing, good biscuits, very bad tea
You've Been Told: Not Brit Picked. Americanisms and Canadianisms abound.
Disclaimer: Fanfic of fanfic. Not ours, not really theirs, either. BBC, Moffat, Gatiss, ACD. No money being made on this side.