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in the fields of humour, psychology, and all things XF.
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This is what you meant when you said when you said "Let's play doctor?" -Submitted by Alexa B.	Scully, from your perspective, does my butt look too big in these jeans? -- Submitted by Renee
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Ya know Scully? I'm starting to think that putting the super deluxe model whoopee cushion under Skinner's chair wasn't such a great idea. -Submitted by HydroJo	Shoot. I was sure I'd left my keys inside the body. Okay Mulder, I know you're tired, but we have to put him back. . . -Submitted by Brandi